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With The Army • Armee Alf und die Afterlutscher • Beim Bund Text: Coke • Music: COMA I got 60 kilos on my back plus a cable reel on top, I'm running for my life during a 20-kilometer-run, I'm loosing my helmet, I'm falling into my rifle, the First Sergeant smacks me and roars: "It's not that difficult!" I think he likes me because I'm so hard-working, whatever I do, he is always around, I am allowed to do everything for him, even polish his boots, even when I hurt myself I may use plaster. Day and night I do stand-by service, stand guard or pfc on duty, yes, I like being a soldier, it's okay like that. Gun maintenance never has an end for me because I have to do anything twitwice and threethreethreefold. The other ones are in PX and already wasted, I am cleaning the toilet for the fifth time now, and I'm only hoping that everything is clean now, but, no way, of course I'm ready to do it all over again, because here they teach me accuracy and tidiness. Left right left right, in a firm cadence march they're all marching, and I'm marching with them! Stand at ease! Attention! Fire! Everyone shooting everything dead, and I'm with them! The pretty uniform I especially like to wear, with it we all look alike from afar and near. The East remains German, the Russian is knocking on the door already, I think I like it because here they make a man out of me. I'm stumbling ahead, lost concentration for a moment, I let everything go and I'm stuck in the swamp up to my neck. The First Sergeant yells at me: "You call these boots clean? You're looking like a pig!" He stomps on my head because this deserves punishment. After I'm permitted to leave the swamp hole he shoves me in front of a tank, sure he wants to test my reaction. He dances with glee, because I am a good soldier, just my foot gets rolled over, the rifle is broken as well. "You'll pay for this!" he mutters. He throws a grenade to me which explodes in my hand but this is not so bad because it's for my country. "Attention! Stand straight!" he shouts but he doesn't watch out for the next tank. Splash, he is dead and since then I am a premature pensioner. Left right left right, in a firm cadence march they're all marching, and I'm marching with them! Stand at ease! Attention! Fire! Everyone shooting everything dead, and I'm with them! top

Good Night • Der rustikale Ralf und seine ruestige Rasselbande • Gute Nacht Text: Coke • Music: COMA When I wake up I try to leave the bed but mostly my vision is blurred. I don't have to see it, I know its smiling face, it is placed next to my bed, my dear pocket flask. How good that I even don't have to leave my bed for this, the pocket flask jumps into my hand and gives me a long kiss. Little sip is pleasant, now the day can start. I already feel it, I'm doing better, joy makes my vision blur. Don't need no food, because Korn* is liquid bread, what was it which I wanted to do - yes, go shopping or I'll be dead soon. I find one shoe only, normally you need two though, well, I don't need any, it is warm, do I have the money on me? The last 50 Marks from the welfare are firmly in my hand, On the outside I have to pee, I'm standing right by the wall when I notice the zipper is on the backside and my penis is too soft, I think I'll have to change this, but right now. It doesn't disturb me that the bypassers watch me strip, much worse is, I'm tumbling and lose my sense of equilibrium, around me many stars, this is the end, man. While falling I take up the pocket flask and this was very brave because the pocket flask breaks in my face and I got a bloody visage. Good good good night! Also my liver says: "My best friend, he makes me strong, one liter of Korn goes down to the core. My best friend makes me bright, of Korn, I never can get enough, of Korn, I never can get enough!" Good good good night! Luckily I got the Underberg sixpack on me which I stole yesterday, ah, little sip is pleasant, and this six times! Without pants walking is easier, but it makes me thirsty, next pub four beers, four Korns, which I drink rather hastily. The way to the toilet is much too far, that's why I puke right at the bar. Because I ask "what did I actually want?" I get thrashed with a broom. I'm hardly outside again people start staring at me: the last fart was a muddy one, my underpants are brown. I'm feeling weak but rescue is near, here they got what gives me strength: "One case of beer, four bottles of Korn, and six Underberg!" A big gulp, the bottles emptied, I'm feeling full and lazy, "It's astonishingly warm for January..." I keep thinking while I lay down on the snow-covered parkbench. Good good good night! (* to you auslanders: Korn is the clear German wheat/rye brandy, a very pleasant spirit. Rarely available in the U.S. but give it a try in Bismarck, North Dakota to where the Furst Bismarck Korn is imported from Germany. This is a premium Korn and we should know this because we keep drinking this stuff since our childhood. Prost.) top

Without engagement • Karheinz Koepke und die Kahlkoepfe) • Ohne Gewaehr Text: Malum • Music: COMA Pick up your telephone listen to the sensation dial 100 100 4 the Russian is already knocking on the door quickly hide your child and wife no one knows how Russians are most likely they are sex-crazed and who knows what they devour but there's no hurry about it yet because these informations are without engagement. TV displays the newest pictures the Russian is running wild more and more the Reichstag building is burning, it's burning again Russian songs in the streets but this is not so important yet because these informations are without engagement. Without guns, these informations are, as usual, without engagement without engagement, these informations are, as usual, without engagement A broadcaster said on the radio West Berlin will be knocked out soon the Russian has arrived at the KaDeWe and at Lake Halensee, too. Soon all of Berlin will be occupied Quadripartite status is violated but still the Berliner Bear is standing because these informations are without engagement without engagement, these informations are without engagement without engagement, these informations are, as usual, without engagement yeah, without engagement top

Lala • Der manische Manfred und seine monotonen Minnesaenger • Lalla Text: • Malum • Music • COMA I am lala, you are lala quick now, eat this firecracker, it will make you bigger. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala You play with a ball, hit the goal well, you're a soccer player. Will you sing with me Lalalalalalalalalalalalala Me, I am Smalle, these lyrics are moronic but it is the latest hit. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala Me, I am Smalle, these lyrics are moronic; if you don't want to bawl with me I'll slap you one on the ear. Lalalalalalalalalalalalala top

The Negro • Yogi and His Little Bears • Der Neger Text: trad./COMA • Music: COMA Once there was a negro, halli, hallo, a negro, who said to his wife: "I'll go in the woods now and look for ass and pussy, but you know very well:" All your lifetime, all your lifetime not all shots are the bull's eye. we do the thinking, but others direct your fate. All your lifetime, all your lifetime some things are not easy, and because of that, people need a fuck once in a while. He met a pussy in the woods, halli, hallo, a pussy. The pussy was dripping wet! "Well, come with me to my fuck range on the green moss, there I'll sing you a song which will make you happy!" All your lifetime, ... So the wild negro halli, hallo, the negro came home on midnight There sat the wife and held a different black cock in her arm and laughed at him. All your lifetime, ... top

Banana Reggae • Hamuel Hempman Text: Coke • Music: COMA Yesterday, man, me smoke dis big-big pipe wid me friends and we get stoned very much, man, and we sit around dis big-big pipe and me say to de oders "let go to de zoo, it so good in de zoo, me want to live in de zoo" but all of de boys have big-big problem gettin up and find de way out, man, and it is only me, finally, to go to de zoo and see dem big-big animals and on me way, man, me hear sound like lion in me belly coz me hungry-hungry, and me belly is me best friend, and when he say me hungry, me is hungry, too. Me have big hole in me belly, man, me nearly no can walk no more, and when me get to de sun me nearly broke down by hunger, man, and me have no money, too but me want go to de zoo, man, so it's good dat de entrance man no can see me because me is too stoned... So me run inside, me still have hunger, so me go to monkey house on monkey island, man, and me see ol' monkey eat babana and suddenly me realize dere ain't no such good ding on eard as dis banana, man, and me ask de ol' monkey "please, Sir monkey man, please give me de banana" but him ol' monkey no want give me de banana. top

That's What the Decree Says • Mono und die Mutanten • So will es die Vorschrift Text: Malum • Music: Malum Everything has to be regulated or everything will go upside down, above and on, yes this is how the world goes round. Chickens must lay eggs the killer must cherish the truck all policemen must piss all plums must tumble fire extinguishers must work erect penises must stand tall the pope must not be thrown at with dirt tampons must be unused blue nuts are illegal our dead ones must be quiet toilets must stay clean dicks must be rubbed clean That's what the decree says That's what the decree says Zippy's head must be pointed everything must be spattered eggs must be angular camouflage net must be stained humans must drink shit must stink flowers must be eaten while fresh dead people must be thoroughly emptied ears must smoke the pope must be abused looking out of the window prohibited to a dick belong testicles corpses must be dead fire brigade must be red money must be spent in drinking immediately the pope may run around nude only to every house belongs a door green sausages they are mine the human must stem from the ape flimflumflemflames That's what the decree says That's what the decree says top

Everything in Pieces • Der letzte Lothar und die Leichen • Alles kaputt Text: Malum • Musik: COMA Early in the morning it all began that all tires on my car were flat. On the way to the bus station a street light laid across the street, I saw it from afar. The bus was too late, about half an hour, a bridge had collapsed, the rumour said. "Sensation, sensation!" a newsdealer shouted, "150 dead after skyscraper collaps!" I felt a little uneasy, for plaster was drizzling in the subway station but the station was all new, practically unused. But there was no subway coming, only after a while a man appeared in the tunnel, he seemed to be in a hurry. "The tunnel has collapsed, about half a mile from here, where, for heavens sake, is the station manager?" I hastily left the station, panicky faces all around, light was dim on the outside, just here and there a few lights. Everything in pieces, everything in pieces, the world is ending, now it's urgent, everything in pieces, everything collapsing, nothing will be leftover from this world. Hustling and crying people were to be seen everywhere, a huge crashing and bursting, the world seemed to end. Considerately and in slow motion the houses around me broke down, trees fell on the side, stone crumbled, the pavement broke up, cars disintegrated, I became very calm, nothing was urgent. Everything in pieces, everything in pieces, the world is ending, now it's urgent, everything in pieces, everything collapsing, nothing will be leftover from this world. It took a while until the chaos calmed down, when the air was clear again everything looked different. One big field covered with ruins from metal, wood and stone all around myself, I seemed to be the last one on earth. I rambled thru the debris for hours everything crumbled, dead or broken, but then I found you, you managed to survive, too, on the highest pile of debris I finally fucked you. Everything in pieces, everything in pieces, the world is ending, everything in pieces, everything in pieces, everything collapsing, the world is ending, and this is good! Everything in pieces, everything in pieces, the world is ending, now it's urgent, everything in pieces,everything in pieces, the world is ending top

But Now, Seriously • Ludwig Lustlos und die Frustbeulen • Aber jetzt im Ernst Text: Malum • Musik: Reuss Yesterday evening at half past seven, I had my fifth jug on the table, a girl smiled at me, a real hot chick. She was still laughing when we left, still laughing when I kissed her; even when we started fucking her breasts were jiggling with joy. But now, seriously, I'm not in the mood for laughing; fun totally frustrates me. I cannot fuck while I'm laughing, it's a way too serious thing. Enough laughing now, but now seriously. Recently, at the Zoo train station I suddenly had to laugh like crazy. I quickly left for the men's restroom, squatted on the bowl and spread my cheeks. But suddenly I read one of these stupid graffitis; because of my laughter even the toilet collapsed. Since this day I am constipated. But now, seriously, I'm not in the mood for laughing; fun totally frustrate me. I cannot shit while I'm laughing, it's a way too serious thing. Enough laughing now, but now seriously. top

Paintbrush, Paunch, Cunt • Klein, Kurz und die Kuemmerlinge • Pinsel Pansen Punze Text: Coke • Musik: COMA Paintbrush, paunch, cunt, oh yesyesyes yes I'm eating my schoolbag, oh yesyesyes yes If you punch my watercourse I'll brush your rampion Pizzlepazzlepuzzleanimal one is two, and I am four rifle muzzles have to be soldered tight all Swabians have to be killed we like to let our pants down this will make your limbs move front, middle, below through a cow is not never no newt Paintbrush, paunch, cunt, oh yesyesyes yes I'm eating my schoolbag, oh yesyesyes yes If you punch my watercourse I'll brush your rampion Being beautiful is a question of conscience I always have to laugh when I piss above, below, broken to pieces I would like so much to be in there brownie dwarfs can't wank the pope does shoot morphine bikers slay everyone I'd like to have poison for supper Paintbrush, paunch, cunt I'm eating my schoolbag If you punch my watercourse I'll brush your rampion Paintbrush, paunch, cunt, oh yesyesyes yes I'm eating my schoolbag, oh yesyesyes yes If you punch my watercourse I'll brush your rampionl top

Fly Away • Panickle and the Whispering Fellows • Ich flieg davon Text: Coke • Music: COMA It's difficult to explain what I'm missing in the moment, I would so much like to see the big eagle fly again. Cannot breathe here in these vapors but you can't understand this anyway. I fly away like a balloon don't cling to me I fly away from here I fly away all loose and weightless I leave all this behind me I feel great I fly away Have you ever been barefoot in the Sahara desert, you know the palm trees of Hawaii? Ever been we tfrom a tropical rainstorm? I think you don't care. I fly ... Did you ever build a snowman in Alaska or have you seen the Southern Cross sparkle at night? Did you ever in your life follow a mountain lion on horseback or did you try to walk from North to South? I fly ... top

This is Worth Nothing • Norbert Niemand und die Nihilisten • Das ist Nichts Text: Malum • Music: Malum This is worth nothing,when it's snowing at the equator This is worth nothing, when a policeman shouts for help This is worth nothing, a car without wheels This is worth nothing, without a dick a woman is no man This is worth nothing, which is out there in space This is worth nothing, when a herring pisses into his can This is worth nothing, the broadcasting producer is afraid and worried, This is worth nothing, two gay transistors are jamming the reception This is worth nothing, a cock one meter long This is worth nothing, Bodo has tough luck This is worth nothing, when you throw dirt at your pope This is worth nothing, when you use hydrochloric acid as aftershave lotion This is worth nothing, my Beetle giving birth to its third child This is worth nothing, when the bedsheets have turned to a golden shade from masturbating This is worth nothing, two elebugs dancing the tango This is worth nothing, enraged I'm eating my schoolbag This is worth nothing, when you force a jellyroll to stand straight, This is worth nothing, or bring poo to a boil in a pot This is worth nothing, a dick with four testicles attached This is worth nothing, rubberman starts to puke This is worth nothing, a masturbating dwarf in the toilet bowl This is worth nothing, a rocket with an ejaculation engine This is worth nothing, 10,000 coupling cows on the Berliner Ku'damm This is worth nothing, seven presidents wallowing in the mud This is worth nothing, the uvula is a chip of the old block This is worth nothing, when the globe explodes there is a bang. top

And Still Though • Goerk • Und trotzdem schon wieder Text: Reuss arr.: COMA • Music: Malum My head has one ball only - so what? my scrotum is heavy as lead - oh wow I cannot rub or pace have never been a chinese gong - too bad I am a real pig - there you go I'm often pretty wasted - true? I cannot brim while I am laughing never stuck to the point while masturbating - well And still though I still strongly believe that something cannot be right with me I don't like my penis - what? when I'm playing with myself - choke I don't have to blow but stink intercourse - forget it - no, really hard to believe but yodelling - everyone? in Bavaria Smalle at the testicles - no I can do more than just the sense skin and hair and army and chin - yahoo And still though I still strongly believe that something cannot be right with me My head has one ball only - so what? my scrotum is heavy as lead - oh wow And still though I still strongly believe that something cannot be right with me top